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Description: You've always wanted to meet the perfect girl, and you've found her in the Laserbabe tee from Neff. It features a bikini-clad woman posing on the beach wearing sunglasses that are shooting out laser beams, all with striped and distressed detail. A girl with superhuman powers and beauty — it's a guy's dream come true. $10.99 Neff

Description: "Getting out of bed in the morning is hard. Let Neff ease your post-slumber woes as you transition from ""asleep"" to ""awake, but still in bed"" with this sweet Skully tee! Even though he's dead, the skull-faced Neff logo has managed to find his way to the front of the tee. If he can do that, the least you can do is change out of your jammies." $11.99 Neff

Description: "Getting out of bed in the morning is hard. Let Neff ease your post-slumber woes as you transition from ""asleep"" to ""awake, but still in bed"" with this sweet Skully tee! Even though he's dead, the skull-faced Neff logo has managed to find his way to the front of the tee. If he can do that, the least you can do is change out of your jammies." $9.99 Neff

Description: "Contrary to the popular saying, crime certainly does pay — at least in the short term. After that, you get arrested by the cops and there are these things called ""consequences"" that one must deal with. The Neff Crook tee will serve as an important reminder that if you're going to rob a bank, please don't dress in stripes and carry your money around in oversized bags with dollar signs on them. It's kind of a giveaway." $11.99 Neff

Description: Journey back to a magical time when Ronald Reagan tore down the Berlin Wall (barehanded!), a plucky young hero known as Pac-Man battled ghosts and gobbled strange luminescent dots, and the mullet was still cool. The Neff Flattop tee commemorates one of the most iconic hairstyles of the '80s — the flattop — with its stylish, '80s-inspired flattopped ambassador from the golden age of big hair. $11.99 Neff

Description: "You've crossed the border illegally and have to don the perfect disguise. No one will guess you're dangerously cunning when you put on your skating sneakers, grab your board and hit the road in the Wanted tee from Neff. It features an outlaw with bold branding underneath the brim of his sombrero and the words ""Wanted Alive and Kicking"" below him. You're a man on the run, and you've never had so much fun." $11.99 Neff

Description: "You've crossed the border illegally and have to don the perfect disguise. No one will guess you're dangerously cunning when you put on your skating sneakers, grab your board and hit the road in the Wanted tee from Neff. It features an outlaw with bold branding underneath the brim of his sombrero and the words ""Wanted Alive and Kicking"" below him. You're a man on the run, and you've never had so much fun." $11.99 Neff

Description: Happy people are more successful, so start off your day on a peppy note in the No. 1 tee from Neff. It features a smiley logo character stepping in a puddle with a tilted baseball cap and a giant foam finger. It takes more muscles to frown than to smile, so show those pearly whites! $11.99 Neff

Description: Happy people are more successful, so start off your day on a peppy note in the No. 1 tee from Neff. It features a smiley logo character stepping in a puddle with a tilted baseball cap and a giant foam finger. It takes more muscles to frown than to smile, so show those pearly whites! $11.99 Neff

Description: You know that cute little wrinkle your girl gets above her eyes when she’s lookin’ at you like you’re crazy? Well, kiss that cute expression goodbye because when she sees you in Neff’s Krinkle tee, she’ll remember just how mindful and levelheaded you truly are. This cool tee boasts a low-puffed custom brand name and logo printed across the chest for a smooth look that’ll have your lady batting her lashes at you any day of the week. $11.99 Neff

Description: There's no disguising your out-of-this-world love for all things beach-related. Crash-land in a place of pure bliss in the Colada tee from Neff. It features ALF enjoying a tropical beverage in a coconut shell, with a birdie perched on his shoulder, a palm tree behind him and bold branding below him. Being an Alien Life Form has never been this cool. $12.99 Neff

Description: The Abominable Snowman is back — except this time he’s more ferociously friendly than ever. This Yeti tee from Neff features a quirky animation of the silly monster giving a “thumbs up” next to matching brand lettering that'll prove Yeti to be an entertaining pal to party with. $11.99 Neff

Description: You know how to break it down. Warn everyone not to mess with you or you'll go all sorts of crazy in the Foo tee from Neff. It features a martial artist on the front above Asian-inspired lettering for a kick-butt look. $11.99 Neff

Description: A plucky young boy befriends an oversized extraterrestrial rabbit pal known as N.E.F.F. The pair have lots of wacky adventures, eventually culminating in a chase scene which features a suspiciously familiar image of the pair on a bike, floating in the air and silhouetted against a Neff-faced moon. This tee is a wonderful reference to the iconic '80s movie which shall remain unnamed, lest scores of lawyers descend, threatening to sue for copyright infringement. $11.99 Neff

Description: Sail the seven seas. Drink from a bottle ‘o rum. Cut off your leg and glue on a wooden one. Your dreams of becoming a real pirate may be a little more life-threatening than you expected — instead, wear this simple Matey tee from Neff. It features a fierce, decked-out pirate printed across the chest above bold “A Neff Life For Me” lettering for a look that says “Argh,” and “Aye, Matey,” without the ghastly reputation and forbidden lifestyle of an outlawed buccaneer. $11.99 Neff

Description: Slap on a pair of hater-blockers and slip into this Stunner tee from Neff. It features a funky brand character chillin’ in a 90s-style hairdo and sunglasses above matching brand lettering that’ll definitely make you the life of a party. Bust a move, big guy! $22.00 Neff

Description: You're bound to come across a foreign beauty that you desperately want to hang with. There's just one problem: you spent all your time in French class staring vacantly into space or throwing pencils into the ceiling. Fortunately, you're well-versed in the international language that transcends all cultural barriers: rock and roll. Serenade all those wonderful ladies with pulse-pounding bass lines and sick guitar riffs in sweet Neff style with the Iroc tee. This tee displays printed Neff branding on the chest and rocks so hard it throws up its own horns! $22.00 Neff

Description: You always see the lighter side of things and love to have a good laugh. It’s too bad that a lot of people take life way too seriously and tend to get angry at your easy-going lifestyle. Don’t you just wish that everyone was down to earth like you are? A good way of telling the world to take a chill pill and enjoy life to the fullest would be by throwing on this Clown’n Around tee from Neff. Featuring a smiling clown along with “Too Many Clowns” and “Not Enough Circus” lettering, this awesome tee will let you showcase your outgoing attitude and hopefully put a smile on those grumpy faces you come across. After all, isn’t the world supposed to be a “fun” place? $22.00 Neff

Description: If one were to look up “originality” in a dictionary, your picture would be right there. You’re full of fresh ideas on a daily basis, and everyone — especially the ladies — can't get enough of you. Consequently, your clothes have to match that awesome attitude, dude. Featuring a ripe banana under “Fresh” lettering, the Fresh tee from Neff pretty much defines you. $22.00 Neff

Description: If someone were to ask your friends and acquaintances about you, they would surely say that you’re one cool cat. You talk the talk, and you walk the walk. All the guys want to be your friends, and all the ladies want to get to know you. Live up to your rep by throwing on this cool Alleycatz tee by Neff. Featuring “All City Alleycats” lettering arched over a hip cat with a Neff cap, this comfy shirt will let you boast a cartoon version of the cool cat that you are. $22.00 Neff

Description: When those wannabes start talking about which pro team they wished they belonged to, show ‘em that you’re already a part of a certain, easygoing group—Team Neff. Featuring varsity-style “NEFF” lettering arched over a winking Neff logo, the Team Neff tee will provide you with a laidback look and mark you as a member of the world’s coolest team. $18.99 Neff

Description: "There's nothing like the smell of bacon in the morning to get you ready to kick some butt and break some rules! Grab your board and head downtown to your favorite skate spot in the Bacon The Law tee from Neff. It features a policeman biker pig encircled by branding and ""Bacon The Law."" If the police show up, you can proudly put your foot on your board, place your fists on your hips and tell 'em you don't care what they have to say! Then you should probably run." $22.00 Neff

Description: "It's good to be king of your own little town. You have your own way and get a feeling of peace at the end of the day. Life's always a song, but in the City Crown tee from Neff, it'll be a smash hit. This basic fit tee features a crown graphic with city buildings as fill, ""Kings of the Streets"" lettering printed beneath it, and Neff branding planted between ""East"" and ""West"" below that. The world swings with you as king — all you need now is a sweet little queen." $22.00 Neff

Description: "It's good to be king of your own little town. You have your own way and get a feeling of peace at the end of the day. Life's always a song, but in the City Crown tee from Neff, it'll be a smash hit. This basic fit tee features a crown graphic with city buildings as fill, ""Kings of the Streets"" lettering printed beneath it, and Neff branding planted between ""East"" and ""West"" below that. The world swings with you as king — all you need now is a sweet little queen." $22.00 Neff

Description: Your mummy costume only leaves tiny holes for breathing and sort-of seeing. But under all those rags is the short-sleeve Neff Tut T-Shirt because you know you won't last the whole night as a drunken undead king. SALE: $10.98 21.95 Neff

Description: The Neff Corpo 2 T-Shirt gives you the power to raise the dead. Granted, it may only be your dead hamster from fifth grade, but take what you can get. $19.95 Neff

Description: The Neff Corpo 2 T-Shirt gives you the power to raise the dead. Granted, it may only be your dead hamster from fifth grade, but take what you can get. $19.95 Neff

Description: Feel like dry humping a bridesmaid during your best friend's wedding, streaking through the local insane asylum on roller skates, or doing nude jumping jacks by the side of the road during a funeral procession? No problem. With the Neff Growly T-Shirt, the world is yours to deface. SALE: $11.98 23.95