Brodie Carr, the soon-to-be-former CEO of the Association of Surfing Professionals, inhales a cocktail of Cuban rum and French randy, stands up and grips both sides of a nearby table populated by two plucked and painted middle-aged Australian women. With a flourish he says:
boardshorts
t-shirts
shorts
surfboards
wetsuits
leashes
dress
hoodies
swimwear
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